Thursday, February 27, 2014

A Wintery Pocket

It's time to unzip your wintery pockets and let us know the contents. 

It will be fun, I promise. 

Especially because I will give a psychological assessment of you based on your findings.

I know you feel a bit scared, so I will go first. 

-2 sets of van keys. One with a library tag, a chiropractor keyfob and a short piece of twine attached (mine). The other with dealership tags and a leathery thing (Mike's).

-2 slightly used kleenexes. This is something that grosses Mike out. He hates reaching into my coat pockets because there is always something questionable (such as the above). In my defense, a kleenex (used or not) is better than nothing.

-A grocery list written by my 10 year old. (Almond milk, honey mustard, croissants, milk, ww crackers, ice cream, pizza. It also has a friends cell # and a note saying "o.d on oranges" at the bottom.)

-A rumply Porter airline baggage claim tag.

-3 toonies, 1 loonie and a quarter.

There. Now you know everything.

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Proof in the Pudding

There's something about accidents and death and illness and big life-y stuff that makes blogging fall from #28 on the "to-do" list to #not even on the list.

On the other hand, I don't even like rice pudding..... so, I'm ready to read about toe lint and birthday cakes.