Thursday, February 27, 2014
A Wintery Pocket
It's time to unzip your wintery pockets and let us know the contents.
It will be fun, I promise.
Especially because I will give a psychological assessment of you based on your findings.
I know you feel a bit scared, so I will go first.
-2 sets of van keys. One with a library tag, a chiropractor keyfob and a short piece of twine attached (mine). The other with dealership tags and a leathery thing (Mike's).
-2 slightly used kleenexes. This is something that grosses Mike out. He hates reaching into my coat pockets because there is always something questionable (such as the above). In my defense, a kleenex (used or not) is better than nothing.
-A grocery list written by my 10 year old. (Almond milk, honey mustard, croissants, milk, ww crackers, ice cream, pizza. It also has a friends cell # and a note saying "o.d on oranges" at the bottom.)
-A rumply Porter airline baggage claim tag.
-3 toonies, 1 loonie and a quarter.
There. Now you know everything.